sitting on the boat yesterday,
my cousin told me about this yogic practice
in which one swallows 22 feet of muslin cloth
and pulls it back up
to cleanse the digestive tract
my toes curled up into my sandals
and i smacked myself in the forehead
“it comes out all different colors” she said
“like, literally, everyone’s stomach stuff is different”
i have no desire to put 22 feet of cloth in me
but i do want to see what color the inside of my guts are
and i want to compare it to the colors of other’s guts
and i know what’s wrong with that
i have no idea what is living inside me
there’s no good science on probiotics
or all that Kombucha
i’ve been drinking
and there’s certainly
no definitive work on my
anxious nature
or inability to sit still
i wonder
if i had the courage
to swallow 22 feet of muslin
if it would be like sending a message in a bottle to someone
across the ocean
and getting it back immediately
as if to say,
hello, in there, are you alright?
and getting it back moments later,
to find out that i am not